HP 17.3” Intel Dual Core Notebook – $369.99

Friday, April 29, 2011

May Not Fit All Primate Laps

The perfect notebook PC for any travellin’ man – and his chimpanzee sidekick…

eh eh eh AH-AAAH

I know it’s a great laptop. A 17.3” high-def LED, a 320GB hard drive, 3GB of DDR2 memory. But what business does an ape like you have with a computer, anyway? Ain’t ridin’ shotgun in my 18-wheeler fun enough for you anymore?

ooh-ooh eeh eeh EHHH

Boring? You ain’t seemed to think riding with me was boring for the past 32 years. Just a trucker and his chimp out on the open road, haulin’ freight, havin’ adventures. Just Rowdy & A.J. and them double yellow lines. Remember when I got amnesia and that Sheriff Hondo convinced me I was 87 years old and got me committed to the county nursing home?

heh heh HEEEH

Hey, cut me some slack, I never used a bedpan before. And then you snuck in disguised as a nurse and hit me on the head to give me my memory back, because that always works? Sheriff Hondo sure was mad when we foiled his plan to force them orphans to work as slaves on his moonshine still. Remember them times, Rowdy? Don’t they matter none?

OOOH OOOH ooh ooh OOOH

Aw, here we go again about the Pentium processor and the Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator and the pre-installed Windows 7 Home Premium. Y’ask me, it sounds like a lot of computer for an animal who can’t even read.

aah aah AAH A-UHH unh unh

Don’t sulk. You know I didn’t mean it like that. Listen, I’ll make you a deal. If we can get through this run to Amarillo in 39 hours, I’ll get you your precious HP 17.3” Intel Dual Core Notebook PC. But I’m gonna have to run over the hourly limits to do it, so if we get pulled over, you gotta take the wheel and pretend like you’re my driving partner. Can you do that?

ooh OOH ooh UH UH UH AAAAAH

That’s my Rowdy. Now hang on tight, because I see three sexy triplets thumbing it by the side of the road and I think they’re going my way. What could go wrong?

uuh uuhUUUH UH UH AAAAHH

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• 17.3” LED high-definition display with BrightView Technology and 1600 x 900 resolution offers easy navigation and delivers intense detail and clarity
• Intel® Pentium® processor T4500 features an 800MHz system bus, 1MB L2 cache and 2.3GHz processor speed
• 3GB DDR2 memory for multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
• Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive with double-layer support records up to 8.5GB of data or 4 hours of video using compatible DVD+R DL and DVD-R DL media
• 320GB Serial ATA hard drive (5400 rpm) for fast read/write times
• Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 4500M features up to 1309MB total available video memory for lush images. HDMI output for flexible connectivity options
• 5-in-1 digital media reader supports Secure Digital, MultiMediaCard, Memory Stick, Memory Stick PRO and xD-Picture Card formats
• 3 high-speed USB 2.0 ports for fast digital video, audio and data transfer
• Built-in high-speed wireless LAN (802.11 b/g/n) allows you to connect to the Internet without wires
• Integrated 10/100 Base-T Ethernet LAN with RJ-45 connector for quick and easy wired Web connection
• Weighs 6.6 lbs. and measures just 1.5” thin for portable power
• Full-size keyboard with integrated numeric keypad for easy numeral entry
• Textured HP Imprint finish in biscotti features a prism pattern for a sleek look
• Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition 64-bit operating system preinstalled provides a stable computing platform
• Software package included with Adobe Reader, Adobe Flash, CyberLink Power DVD and more
• ENERGY STAR qualified designed to use less energy and meets strict energy efficiency guidelines set by the Environmental Protection Agency and U.S. Department of Energy

 Additional Photos:

• Full-size keyboard with integrated numeric keypad
• Right Profile (Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive, USB and Power Ports)
• Left Profile (I/O Ports, Card Reader)
• Package Contents
  

In the box:

• HP G72-227WM Intel Dual Core T4500
• 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
• 65W AC Adapter
• Owner’s Manual

credit: fotologic

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