HP 17.3″ Quad-Core Laptop

Saturday, January 12, 2013

CORE 1
All right, everybody, time to wake up. It’s boot-up time.

CORE 3
Wha–who? Where am I? Oh, OK. It’s all right. I was having that dream again.

CORE 1
The overclocking dream?

CORE 3
Yeah. I was doing a huge After Effects render, and the User just kept demanding that I go faster and faster. I was going as fast as I could, but…*SOB*

CORE 2
It’s OK, Core 3. That’s what we’re here for.

CORE 3
I know, but in my dream I was the only one. The only processor. I kept trying to run faster, but no matter how fast I ran I couldn’t get through the task. I felt like I was processing billions of operations per second, but it just…wouldn’t…stop.

CORE 4
You know we’d never let you overheat, Core 3.

RADEON HD 7640G
DURRRRR. Did somebody say graphics?

CORE 1
Don’t worry about it Radeon. Core 3 was just having a bad dream.

RADEON HD 7640G
I make the pretty pictures. Does User want pretty pictures?

CORE 1
No pictures, Radeon. Go back to your barn.

RADEON HD 7640G
Pictures…

CORE 2
Hey guys, User is trying to start up iTunes.

CORE 4
Ugh. That program’s such a resource hog. Who’s got this one?

CORE 3
I got this.

CORE 1
No, no, you rest, Core 3.

CORE 3
NO. I’m sick and tired of living in fear. I need to face into my fears and process the hell out of that Ellie Goulding.

In the box:

• HP Pavilion DV7-7023CL Quad-Core Laptop with 17.3″ HD+ BrightView LED Display
• 9-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
• AC Adapter

Woot