Igloo Vertical 9-Can Hard Liner Cooler – $5.99

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tell me about the war, dad

They called me the Cooler King.

“Those were trying days, son. Trying days indeed. I was in the cooler more times than I can remember. But Jerry couldn’t break me!”

Gee, Dad, I thought World War Two was way before your time. How is it possible you were a POW in Europe?

“POW in Europe? What in the chicken-plucking world are you talking about, son? Shoot, your grandpa wasn’t even born yet in World War Two. I thought you were asking about the Tastes Great vs. Less Filling Beer War of the 1980s.”

The… the what? I’ve never heard of that. Why would I be asking about…

“Yes indeed, that was a vicious fight, to be sure. A dirty business. But we knew we were in the right, and the battle simply had to be won. At least I think it had to be. Hard to say for sure. I was drunk through most of it.”

Then… when you say you were ‘in the cooler?’

“I mean I was usually rooting around in one of those Igloo Vertical Hard Liner nine-can, easy-carry beverage coolers, of course! Those things were great. No-leak, heat-sealed liners. Polartherm insulation. First class all the way.”

And… ‘Jerry?’

“Jerry Reniger, my poker buddy. He always brought the brews.”

Wow. You’re, uh, a real hero, Dad.

“They called me the ‘Cooler King!’”

Warranty: 1 Year Igloo

Condition: New

Features:

• The convenience of a pocketed soft exterior combined with the durability of a hard, removable inner liner
• This cooler includes Polartherm insulation for advanced cooling
• Accommodates upright sports drinks and water bottles
• Fully insulated cooler bag can be used with or without hard liner
• Features no-leak, heat sealed liner
• Removable hard plastic liner is sturdy and easy to clean
• Interior liner meets USFDA food contact safety regulations
• Dual zipper entry
• Easy access Velcro-closure lid
• Large zipper front pocket and slip back pocket
• Includes extra-long adjustable shoulder strap
• Dimensions: 9.75”L x 7.25”W x 9.25”H

In the box:

• (1) Igloo Vertical 9-Can Hard Liner Cooler (Choose Your Color Combination)

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