Insta-Bed Queen Air Mattress with Pump

Friday, October 26, 2012

I’ll be the first to admit it: I only got into science for the fame and women. But it gives me immeasurable pleasure to announce that today, after decades of research and numerous setbacks, we have achieved our goal. We have developed the Insta-Bed Queen Air Mattress with Pump. Long, tedious beds are a thing of the past.

This will change lives, people. Beds. In an instant. No more wondering where you next bed will come from. Gone are the days of waiting, agonizingly, for your bed to be ready. Now you’ve got an instant air mattress whenever and wherever you need it.

And, to answer your question before you ask, yes this is the best thing we could’ve been working on.

Inflated Dimensions:  80″ x 60″ x 22″

Care & Instructions

In the box:

(1) Insta-Bed 822547 Queen Air Mattress includes:

• Carry/Storage Bag
• Repair Kit
• Power Cord

Woot