Insta-Bed Queen Air Mattress with Pump

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Okay, calm down, I get it: you’re upset because you thought we’d be sleeping on an ornate, fanciful bed in our first apartment instead of this Insta-Bed Queen Air Mattress with Pump I picked up. But honestly I feel like that’s more your fault for having unrealistic expectations. I mean, we’re 22. It’s our first apartment together. What kind of bed were you expecting?

Besides, when I said it was “fit for a queen” I thought the sarcasm was pretty clearly conveyed. I mean, it’s a queen size. And again, we’re 22. I work at a Kohl’s, and not even full time. So it was either a really crappy regular bed or a really nice air bed, and I went with the “really nice” option.

It’s got little grippy things on the bottom so it doesn’t slide around! It’s got a flocked top to keep the blankets from sliding off! It’s got dual chambers so when I get out of bed you don’t sink to the floor! Once you get over your “air bed” prejudice, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Inflated Dimensions:  80″ x 60″ x 22″

Care & Instructions

In the box:

(1) Insta-Bed 822547 Queen Air Mattress includes:

• Carry/Storage Bag
• Repair Kit
• Power Cord

Woot