iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall – $159.99

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Welcome Back, Old Friend

Hey there, Roomba. It’s been a while.

Gosh, it’s so good to see you again. How long has it been? That long, huh? Wow. Well, you look great. Really great. Have you had your bag-less bin emptied recently? ‘Cause it shows.

Me? I’ve been good, I guess. Still working, still trying to finish that novel. Same old stuff. What about you? Still in the cleaning business? That’s awesome. You always were great at that, what with your counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush and powerful vacuum. It’s good to hear you’re still at it and that you still enjoy it.

Who? Oh, him. No, uh, we broke up not too long ago. Yeah. It’s cool, though. We were just sort of growing apart. I really need more of a self-starter in my life, you know. Every time I needed my carpets and hardwood floors cleaned, I had to drag him out of the closet and literally push him to do anything. Not like you. You were always ready at just the press of a button. I never even had to worry about returning you to your charging base. You’d do that automatically each and every time. I… I miss that sometimes. A lot of the time, actually.

Are you… I mean, I don’t mean to be forward but… Oh. Yeah, I figured you were still with Virtual Wall. Still keeping you out of trouble areas, I guess? Well, that’s nice. I’m happy to hear you two are doing well together.

But listen, if you want to get together again sometime, maybe for a coffee spill or pet hair or something, gimme a call. Let’s not be strangers, okay?

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day iRobot

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
• Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
• Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
• Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
• Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
• Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
• Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
• Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
• Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
• Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
• Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base® to dock and recharge between cleanings
• Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
• Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
• Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
• Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners

Additional Photos:

• Underbelly
• In Home Base with Virtual Wall
• Virtual Wall
• Package Contents
  

In the box:

• (1) iRobot Roomba 530
• (1) Virtual Wall 
• (1) Self-charging Home Base
• (1) Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
• (1) Rechargeable Battery
• (1) Filter

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