Itasca Ghost Lake 200g Thinsulate

Friday, March 8, 2013

Use this: to keep your feet warm and dry. Listen, if you need to us to tell you this, maybe you’re not ready to go hunting just yet.

Don’t use this: to play soccer in. Unless you’re, like, Lionel Messi and you’re playing a high school team. Then it would probably only be fair.

If you owned this, people would say: “Whoa, where’d that guy’s feet go? He walked by that mossy oak log and they just disappeared!”

Our resident outdoorsmanship expert Matthew says: “Private property! No trespassing! This is private property! Get off my property or I swear to God I’ll hang your hide above my fireplace!”

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Did somebody say ‘breathable’?”

If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: the Duck Soft Taco.

In the box:

(1 Pair) Itasca 555960 Ghost Lake 200g Thinsulate Mossy Oak Boots

Woot