Jura J5B Auto Coffee Center

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Sixty-five years. That’s how long they had been married. Marjorie took a sip of the macchiato she had just made on her new Jura J5 Espresso Center and reflected on her time with Ernie. The doctor said she should give up espresso and switch to decaf coffee. Doctors. What do they know? “If I’m going to die tomorrow, I’m going to die with a BCC (blood caffeine content) of at least .50. And happily,” she thought.

Sixty-five looong years. You ever spent an hour with a vacuum salesman? Now multiply that by 16 hours a day times 365 days a year times 65 years. Majorie was just grateful she hadn’t died of boredom by now.

No, that’s fine. He can have his riches and new-found glory and perky 21-year-old gold-digging D-cup. And she’d just have another fancy beverage, maybe a cappuccino next time, whipped to perfection with her Professional Cappuccino Frother. At least once a day. Every day. Until that foolish old man finally came back to his senses.

And he would. Marjorie knew it was just a matter of time. Until then, she had the Multilingual Display Dialogue System and simple touchscreen operation to keep her company. And it was the most exciting thing that had happened to her in years.

All refurbished Coffee and Espresso Machines are fully tested and you may see some coffee grounds in your unit upon opening.

In the Box:

• (1) Jura 13322.99 J5B Automatic Coffee Center

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