Kershaw Compound Folding Knife – $12.99

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

One Knife To Live

Dear Kristen, remember how you said you could never love a man who didn’t have a decent knife? Well, guess what?

I’m back: a couple of pounds heavier, several hundred lonely nights wiser, and packing some serious bladeage with my new Kershaw Knives. How ya love me now?

Also, that thing on my lip? Surgically removed, baby. By a legitimate doctor. Legitimate according to Mexican regulations, at least.

Most normal guys, after a brush-off like the one you gave me, would have crawled away to lick their wounds, take a hard look at themselves, and pick up the pieces of their lives. Most guys would have tried to muster up some dignity and get their priorities straight. Most guys would have eventually realized they were better off having a psycho like you out of their lives.

Wimps.

I knew you would love me again if I could just get my hands on a decent piece of heat-treated 8CR13MOV stainless steel with SpeedSafe® assisted opening. And boy, did I. You’ll just have to love me now that I’m the rightful owner of a genuine premium Kershaw Knife.

And if you’re still as, uh, “high-spirited” as you were back when we were together, I’m gonna need ‘em. Remember that night at that cabin up by the reservoir? The scar on my left hip sure does. Now if that ain’t true love, what is?

Warranty: Lifetime Kai USA

Condition: New

Features:

• The Compound is a versatile utility knife equipped with SpeedSafe® assisted opening and designed for excellent slicing ability and extra control
• It opens easily with the built-in flipper
• Kershaw heat-treats the 8CR13MoV blade steel to bring out its high-performance characteristics—the ability to take and hold an edge, strength, and hardness
• Glass-filled nylon handles make the Compound light enough for every day carry
• Includes pocket clip

Additional Photos:

• Compound 1940 Knife
• Compound 1940 Knife Closed

In the box:

• (1) Kershaw Compound 1940 Folding Knife

Woot! – One Day, One Deal