KitchenAid Cookware Set

Monday, February 11, 2013

You see, when I was a younger man, I had big dreams of becoming a chef. But it just wasn’t meant to be. I did the impossible. I found hot spots where heavy gauge construction said hot spots weren’t supposed to be. And where food was supposed to release easily from the 3-layer, long-lasting nonstick coating, mine would stick.

So I hung up my chef’s coat and gave up the dream. But I didn’t go easily. I grabbed those double riveted handles and launched those pots and pans clear across the room.

What happened next, I’m convinced, was destiny calling. To the untrained ear, the resulting noise was an excruciating clatter of porcelain enamel over aluminum meeting wall and then floor. But to me, it was a magnificent symphony of possibility and restored hope.

I grabbed two wooden spoons and went to town on those saucepans, sautes and skillets. The stockpot was bass. The cookie pans, hi-hat. You’d be amazed by the sound two round cake pans can make when you bang them together just right. It’s like angels singing.

So anyway, yeah. That’s how I got my start. The rest is history. If you want, stay for a minute while I drop these mad beats. And if you like what you hear, go ahead and throw a quarter in the hat.

In the Box:

(1) KitchenAid 14-Piece Classic Porcelain Cookware Set (choose color) includes:

• (1) 1 Quart Saucepan with Lid
• (1) 2 Quart Saucepan with Lid
• (1) 3 Quart Saute Pan with Lid
• (1) 6 Quart Stockpot with Lid
• (1) 8.5″ Skillet
• (1) 10″ Skillet
• (2) 10″x15″ Cookie Pans
• (2) 9″ Round Cake Pans

Woot