Kyocera 2-Piece Cutlery Set – Red

Monday, February 11, 2013

Chastity lay across her pink and ruffly bed and tapped the piece of notebook paper. “I don’t care if my mother DID lock me in my room!” she said with an air of defiance. “I’m going to help Greasy Joe name his new band no matter what!”

BAND NAME IDEAS

1. Kyocera’s Red Smile (Advantage: sounds dangerous! Disadvantage: reminds one of Hall & Oates’ “Sara Smile” but perhaps ironically? So maybe two advantages?)

2. Ceramic Deboner (Might be better for the guitarist’s name. DeBoner = Deb-onair?)

3. Close To Diamond (Yuck! Just because it’s true about the Kyocera 2-Piece Cutlery Set doesn’t mean that’s a good name for a band!)

4. Mom’s Kitchen Favorites

5. Ma’s Kitchen Favorites

6. Chef-n-Pairing (NO too folk-rock)

7. Ceramic Don’t Brown Foods (too 90s?)

8. Ceramic Don’t Rust (too 90s!)

9. Lighter Than Steel (has promise)

10. Sneaking Out The Window Down The Ivy (best name AND best plan of escape!)

In the Box:

(1) Kyocera FK2PCVER2RD 2-Piece Ceramic Cutlery Set – Red  includes:

• (1) 6″ Chef’s Knife
• (1) 3″ Paring Knife

Woot