Little Hotties Hand Warmers 40-Pair

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Use these: because you can’t get a grip if your fingers are frozen.

This product grants its owner: the power of creepy hot handshakes.

This just posted to Facebook: several thousand cellphone mirror pics of itself. The album is called, “New Haircut!”

The only way to make this better would be: if when you put it in your mitten it kind of felt like it was holding your hand.

Rejected Names for this Product Include: Tiny Hot-Hots, Hot Hand Duke, Tingly Finglys, StoveFist, Heatr, and Fire Fingerz.

Expires 12/31/2014 or later

In the box:

(40) Little Hotties Hand Warmer Packs (80 total hand warmers)

Woot