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NeatDesk Desktop Scanner

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

This product grants its owner: freedom from having to recognize text now that you have a scanner with Intelligent Text Recognition. Eventually your capacity for symbolic communication will wither away entirely, like a vestigial tail.

If you owned this, people would say: pretty much whatever they say about you now, unless you hang out with a bunch of scanner fanciers.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: offering document-scanning services to small game, like rabbits and raccoons – then, when you’ve earned their trust, betraying them to the wolves. Once you’re in with the wolves, you’re golden.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: upload your scanned documents to a secret file server located in the former Soviet republic of Moldova.

The genie living inside this item is named: Al-Skana’a, Winged Accountant of Fire.

Scanner:
Automatic Document Feeder (ADF) Scanner Color/Grayscale/B&W CIS Simplex, Duplex Maximum Resolution: 600 dpi Up to 24 PPM Color, Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, simplex) Up to 24 PPM Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, duplex) Capacity: 15 business cards + 15 receipts + 15 letter-size documents (with paper input tray) or 50 letter-size documents with tray removed Maximum Scan Area: 8.5″ x 11″ (up to 30″ long) Scanner Dimensions: 10.8″W x 7.5″D x 7.3″H Weight: 4.4 lbs AC Power Adapter: Included Factory calibrated Image Capture support for scanning into imaging applications Dimensions: 10.75″(L) x 7.5″(W) x 7.5″(H)

Scanner:

Automatic Document Feeder (ADF) Scanner
Color/Grayscale/B&W CIS
Simplex, Duplex
Maximum Resolution: 600 dpi
Up to 24 PPM Color, Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, simplex)
Up to 24 PPM Grayscale, B&W (300dpi, A4 size, duplex)
Capacity: 15 business cards + 15 receipts + 15 letter-size documents (with paper input tray) or 50 letter-size documents with tray removed
Maximum Scan Area: 8.5″ x 11″ (up to 30″ long)
Scanner Dimensions: 10.8″W x 7.5″D x 7.3″H
Weight: 4.4 lbs
AC Power Adapter: Included
Factory calibrated
Image Capture support for scanning into imaging applications
Dimensions: 10.75″(L) x 7.5″(W) x 7.5″(H)

Software:
Images can be saved in JPEG, PDF and other popular formats Data can be sent to .XLS (Microsoft? Excel?), RTF (Word), Outlook?, .OFX and .QIF (Quicken?), .TXF (TurboTax?), .IIF (QuickBooks?), .CSV, HTML, and Plaxo? Reads U.S. and Canadian receipts and business cards Database can scale to approximately 1.5 million receipts Version 5 (Windows); Version 4 (Mac)

In the box:

Neat Company NeatDesk ADF Scanner and Digital Filing System (Choose: Windows or Mac)
NeatWorks Installation CD
AC Power Adapter
USB Cable
Quick Start Guide

Woot

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