Nostalgia Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge

Friday, November 23, 2012

Everybody learns to hate their family over Christmas. And everybody knows the lecture from childhood. “Hey, buddy, just be polite, and don’t ruin today for everybody, okay? Find that Christmas spirit.” That’s how we know that a happy, shiny exterior can make anything look great. Even a keg.

Park this Nostalgia Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge in your kitchen, and nobody’s going to say “Ugh! Who brought that ugly keg?” and start reminding you about how selfish you were in 4th grade. Instead, they’ll say “What a nice free-standing mobile tap! I always knew YOU’D be the one with a home bar! Remember that shop class you took?”

The 2.5 pound CO2 bottle also means you’ve got enough pressure for four 15 gallon kegs, and that’s gonna make the difference between “I remember that one never had foresight, even in high school” and “Oh, my sweet angel planned EVERYTHING just right!”

Naturally, the Nostalgia Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge will also be perfect for football season, basketball season, baseball season, hockey season (whenever that happens) and that surprise showing of Conan The Barbarian you flip past at 11:30pm. But for now, the Nostalgia Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge is the shiny answer to the biggest question of the year … how in God’s name am I going to survive spending time with these people I love?

In the Box:

• (1) Nostalgia KRS2150 Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge

Woot