One Time Zone Ahead Of Last Call
Friday, April 22, 2011
Someone gets to do “the full pat-down” then someone owes you a drink. That’s supposed to be the rules, right? You at least expect them to take an interest in you. But when’s the last time a TSA agent complimented your outfit, or asked for your phone number, or even said they hoped to see you again? These days, checkpoints leave you feeling like you just walked through a 70s swinger’s club. It’s heartbreaking. What ever happened to romance?
If you’re the sort of person who needs a stiff drink after Security, check out cocktail blog Cocktailians.com. My buddy Sam has developed a small flight-legal ingredient kit and a system to pick up the rest as you go. Sugar from the coffee bar, muddler from Panda Express, a coffee cup for the shaker: suddenly, you’re Monte Carlo in the sky. Take a look and see for yourself in this short video…
He’s got the full list on his site if you’re looking to make some sky-drinks for yourself. Sadly, there’s probably an FAA rule which prevents you from selling the drinks to other passengers, but maybe you could set out a tip jar to recoup the cost of your ticket. If nothing else, you’ll impress the stewardesses.

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