Outdoor Wino Mix by Naked Winery (4)

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Usually our descriptions on Wine.Woot are pretty silly because wine doesn’t require much explanation. The standard story is: Open -> Drink -> Funtimes.

But these Naked Winery Outdoor Wino bottles call for a bit more. Here’s the thing: The summer is full of outdoor activities in which big glass bottles and cardboard boxes aren’t up to the task. Enter Naked Winery’s Outdoor Wino plastic bottles.  Have you ever been out on the river on a hot day? (You haven’t? Try it — it’s great). Two things are certain: (a) You want to get your drink on, and (b) you don’t want to fill the river with a bunch of broken glass. What you need is wine in a plastic bottle, friend.

Camping, kayaking, picnicking, skydiving…whatever you do outdoors, it will be better with bottle-wine. Frankly, we wouldn’t be surprised if someday the old-fashioned glass bottles get usurped altogether (sorry sticks-in-the-mud). So be an early adopter and tell your friends, “I was getting krunk from plastic bottle-wine way before it was cool.” 

• ALCOHOL:  13%

• ALCOHOL:  13%

Woot