Pure Comfort Full Size Air Mattress

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Air mattress! Simple, right? NO WAY! Just like certain cars can’t take certain types of gas, this air mattress can only take certain types of air. Here’s what NOT to fill it up with:

• Second hand smoke
• Synthetic air
• Leaded air
• Firework-smelling air
• Helium
• Unrefined air
• Lemonade vapor
• Concrete
• The air up there

Really, you should just use everyday run-of-the-mill air in your air mattress (but not mill air! That stuff’s rancid!).

Dimensions: 18″ H x 54″ W x 74″ D

In the box:

(1) Pure Comfort 6009FRB Full Size Raised Air Mattress includes:

• 110 Volt Electric Air Pump
• Travel Bag
• Repair Kit

Woot