Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Hello, I’m a Crawling Eye. I know, I know, first thing you’re thinking: wasn’t that guy in 1950s horror movies? How does he look so good? Well, I credit my youth to two things. One is the best Optometrist in the biz, and the other? The Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager.
To be fair, as a Crawling Eye, my life cycle is a bit different from you mere humans. For one, I’m an eye from another planet, so I don’t really hold stress in my muscles the same way that, you know, people do. But I’ve been told that people sometimes get pressure around the temple area. This Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager mimics the touch of a professional masseuse and helps shatter tension, the way my deadly laser beams shatter the tanks of the nations that try to stop my reign.
And never you mind how a creature with no temple uses the Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager! Didn’t your parents teach you to never question a Crawling Eye? Sheesh! Next you’ll be asking questions about how I evolved to shoot lasers and my reasons for wanting to conquer the world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY LIVING EYES LIKE ME HAVE SO MUCH STRESS
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Timer: | 5 – 15 minutes |
| Adjustable Vibration: | Yes |
| Vibration Frequency: | 3500 – 4500 rpm |
| Adjustable Air Pressure: | Yes |
| Air Pressure: | 5 hpa – 400 hpa |
| Adjustable Heat: | Yes |
| Heating: | 86 – 104 degrees Fahrenheit |
| Input Voltage: | AC 100 – 240V, 50-60Hz |
| Operation Current: | 800 mA |
| Leakage Current: | <30 uA |
| Power Consumption: | 6W |
| Battery Operable: | Yes, (4) AA (not included) |
| Battery Life: |
3 hours continuous 2.5 weeks average daily use |
| Dimensions (Massager): | 9″ x 11″ x 9.5″ |
| Dimensions (Controller): | 5.5″ x 2.5″ x 1.5″ |
| Weight: | 1.9 lbs |
In the box:
- Pure Therapy PT200 Head and Eye Massager
- Integrated Remote Control
- Earphones
- Power Adapter
- User Manual
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