Razor Spark DLX Scooter – Choose Color
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Use this: to draw greater attention to your scooting efforts.
Don’t use this: if you smell skunk. It might be gas. Or it might be a scooter-hating skunk.
If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “DO THE SCOOT-SCOOTIN’ BOOGIE!”
This just posted on Facebook: Friday night: time to meet up with my girlfriends, get some dirty martinis, and send sparks all over the LES. HOLLA.
The experts say: It ways only 7 pounds and can hold up to 143 pounds. That’s even more impressive than ants. And ants don’t shoot sparks out of their butt.
This is much better than: The Razor Spork DLX Scooter.
Dimensions: 25″ x 11.4″ x 32.6″
Weight: 6 pounds
Weight Capacity: 143 pounds
In the box:
(Your Choice of Color)
- (1) Razor 13010499 Spark DLX Scooter
- (1) Replaceable Spark cartridge
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