Razor Spark DLX Scooter – Your Choice
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Check out the AWESOME and RADICAL commercial for this Razor Spark DLX Scooter over in the Features tab while we provide live commentary:
00:04 Awwww man, nothing’s more Xtreme than market share data.
00:06 This is an age-old marketing trick to appeal to mothers: Juxtopose images of young children with seemingly out-of-control fire.
00:07 Is this one of those roving scooter gangs that terrorizes abandoned industrial sectors of Detroit?
00:09 “Refillable” is marketing slang for “Constantly running out.”
00:17 So they’re not only a violent gang, they’re arsonists.
00:19 The White Sock Gang. Seriously, guys, what’s with all the ankle-length socks? How are you going to impress the ladies with your Razor Scootery if you look like DWEEBS?
00:23 Double compared to what? Non-sparking scooters? Two times nothing is zero.
00:27 “This industrial park is a total sausage fest, guys. Let’s roll.”
00:30 Ummmm, and from e-retailers who may or may not have been seen backing their truck up to a Target last night.
Dimensions: 25″ x 11.4″ x 32.6″
Weight: 6 pounds
Weight Capacity: 143 pounds
In the box:
(Your Choice of Color)
- (1) Razor 13010499 Spark DLX Scooter
- (1) Replaceable Spark cartridge
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