Red Line Piston Chronograph Watches

Saturday, September 15, 2012

“Wait, what?”

“Yeah, this is a private rehearsal. Who are you? And where did you come from?”

I’m a professional chronographer, that’s who. Don’t worry about where I came from.

“You mean, ‘choreographer’?”

“You don’t look like a choreographer. You look like you manage a video rental store.”

Look, ignore the vest, and instead check out this Red Line Piston Chronograph Watch! How do you think I got that, huh?

“You bought it.”

That’s right: at a chronographer store.

“We just went over this. That’s not even the right word.”

And it’s got Japanese chronograph quartz!

“Okay, you’re just not even hearing us, are you?”

“For the last time, chronograph isn’t a dance term.”

Fine, fine. I’ll stop pretending I’m sort of dance coriander. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have opinions. So, do you want to hear me out or not?

“No.”

“Honestly, it’s pretty creepy that you were watching us at all.”

Well, I can tell when I’m not wanted. I’ll just follow along from the window like I always have, but from now on, I’ll keep my notes to myself!

In the box:

(Your Choice of Style)

(1) Red Line RL-50034 Piston Chrono Watch

Woot