SafeFlare Emergency Light 2-Pack
Thursday, February 7, 2013
“I came as soon as I saw the flare! Are you OK?”
No. No I am not OK.
“What’s wrong? Are you hurt?”
We’re out of coffee.
“Arnie, we discussed this. Coffee is not an emergency that requires the use of a 360-degree flashing strobe light.”
Says you. I’m having caffeine withdrawals.
“Why didn’t you just call like a normal person?”
Because I don’t want to use up my minutes. And these things will run for 200 hours on just two AAA batteries.
“:::Sigh::: OK, let’s go over this again, shall we? Things that necessitate the use of a flare: Stranded on a desert island. Lost in a cave. Pinned beneath an upturned vehicle. Things that do not necessitate the use of a light that is visible for more than 2 miles on the ground or 10 miles from the air: Running out of coffee. One-ply toilet paper. A spider crawling across the ceiling.”
To be fair, it was a really big spider.
| Battery | 2 – Alkaline AAA batteries |
| Operating & Storage Temps | -50 degrees F to 248 degrees F |
| Light Emission | Omni-Directional (360 degrees) strobe light |
| Light Output | From light plug Red LEDs = 225,000 MC (9) sorted LEDs at 25,000MC |
| Visibility Range |
Night time >2 miles horizontally; >10 miles from the air Day time >1,000ft horizontally |
| Hazmat | Hermetically sealed and intrinsically safe |
| Chemical |
Contains no hazardous chemicals Resistant to most chemicals No acid compositions |
| Switch Type | Twist on/off |
| Flash Pattern | Flashing Strobe |
In the box:
(2) SafeFlare SF-777 Emergency Lights
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