Schwinn 120 Upright Exercise Bike
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Use this: to pedal well.
Don’t use this: to peddle goods.
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: trading it with a wild man for a moving bike. I mean, they’re already in the wild. It’s not like they’re going anywhere, right?
If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: torture device, but maybe that’s less about the bike and more because you cry whenever you use it…
The experts say: to chase dangerous criminals, because it can’t move, so the only dangerous criminals you’d catch were the ones standing still, and are those criminals really that dangerous anyway?
| Resistance Levels | 16 |
| Resistance System | Quiet magnetic ECB (Eddy Current Brake) |
| Number of Programs | 12 |
| Workout Programs | 1 Manual, 8 Profile |
| Heart Rate Monitor | Contact Heart Rate |
| Display Type | LCD |
| Display Readout | Time, Distance, Pulse, Watts, Speed, Calories, Resistance |
| Reading Rack | Yes |
| Rear Stabilizers/Frame Levelers | Yes |
| Transport Wheels | Yes |
| Adjustable Handlebars | Yes |
| Switchable From Miles To KM | Yes |
| Dimensions | 36.5″ L x 20.5″ W x 51.5″ H |
| Weight | 73 lbs |
| Maximum User Weight | 275 lbs |
| Power Requirements | AC Adapter |
In the box:
(1) Schwinn CR034 120 Upright Exercise Bike
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