» Smith & Wesson M&P 307 Lumen Flashlight

Monday, April 15, 2013

Use this: to shed a little light on the subject! And that subject is, when did your sense of humor turns into your Dad’s?

Don’t use this: to read books late at night under the covers. At your age, it’s a cutesy affectation at best, a sign of mental illness at worst.

The experts say: “A weapon-mounted flashlight is essential for hunting vampires, banshees, and the notorious Owl-Man of Cornwall.”

If this item were a U.S. President, it would be: Lumens B. Johnson.

A real Amazon review of this product says: “The end of the light also has sharp edges that could be used in a defense situation as well.”

Dimensions: 6″ L x 1″ dia.
Beam Distance: 153 meters
Weight: 0.4 lbs.

In the box:

(1) Smith & Wesson M&P Series 307 Lumen Tactical Flashlight with Strobe includes:

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