Smith’s Electric Knife Sharpener

Saturday, February 23, 2013

But if you do that, what kind of friend would you be? Then again, if they don’t sharpen your knives, what kind of friend could THEY be? And if you have to ask this question in the first place, what’s REALLY the bond you even share with this friend?

Look, it’s obvious now that you two have had some communication issues right from the start. But maybe that’s where you can build, right? Just like how a Smith’s Electric Knife Sharpener will sharpen both sides of a knife equally, removing less metal than other sharpeners, so to can a calm, rational discussion bring the pair of you back together again. Think of the good times. You’ve handled everything together, just like a Smith’s Electric Knife Sharpener can handle alloy, carbon, and stainless steel. Hey, that’s a friendship that’s built to last!

Basically, what we’re saying is that both parties should own a Smith’s Electric Knife Sharpener in advance, so there’s no reason to ever fight. And maybe keep a third around, for when you hit it off with somebody new. You’d regret it later if they felt left out, right? It’s better to be kind, just in case.

In the Box:

• (1) Smith’s 50392 Electric Knife Sharpener

Woot