Sony Tablet P w/ Dual 5.5″ Touchscreens
Saturday, November 10, 2012
“Sir, we’ve done it! We’ve discovered a way to travel back in time!”
“Excellent news. How did you manage it?”
“Our team tried nearly everything. Finally we found that if we took a Sony P dual-screen tablet, loaded this animated GIF* on each screen, and folded it so the GIFs were facing each other, the user would be shot back in time.”
“How strange! Though it’s good to know this dual-screen tablet does have a specific purpose.”
“Precisely.”
“How does it work?”
“Well, when the same image is displayed on each of the two LCD TruBlack screens, the universe quickly collapses on itself, bounces back, and slings the user into the distant past.”
“Can the date be controlled?”
“Yes. By adjusting the clock speed of the 1GHz nVIDIA Tegra Processor, we can land a time-traveler in the precise day, hour, and minute of our choosing.”
“Perfect. We’ll finally be able to go back and stop the Teapot Dome Scandal from ever happening.”
“But, sir…why?”
“To save generations of 9th-grade history students from getting really bored.”
*From scorpiondagger.tumblr.com (The best place of the Internet)
| Performance: | |
|---|---|
| Operating System: | Android Honeycomb |
| Memory: | Installed: 1GB |
| Processor: | 1GHz nVIDIA Tegra Processor |
| Storage: | Flash 4GB |
| Display: | |
|---|---|
| Type: | Capacitive |
| Size: | 5.5″ (x 2 – dual screens) |
| Backlight: | LED |
| Resolution: | 1024 x 480 |
| Connectors: | |
|---|---|
| Ports: | microUSB |
| Audio: | 3.5mm Headphone |
| Flash Media Slot: | microSDHC (Up to 32GB) |
| Communications: | |
|---|---|
| Wi-Fi: | 802.11b/g/n |
| Bluetooth: | Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR |
| Supported Networks: | AT&T 4G (HSPA+) (activation required – not included) |
| Camera: |
Front: 0.3 MP Back: 5.0 MP |
| Physical: | |
|---|---|
| Keyboard: | Virtual |
| Battery: | Built-In Lithium-Ion Providing up to 7 Hours per Charge (3080mAh) |
| Dimensions: | 7.08″(W) x 6.22″(H) x 0.53″(D) Display Open |
| Weight: | 13.12 oz |
In the box:
- Sony Tablet P with Dual 5.5″ Touchscreens – SGPT211US/S
- Case (Choose: Leather or Casual)
- Rechargeable Battery Pack
- AC Adapter
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