Sqwincher Steady Shot Energy Drink 12pk
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Yo, if you be all un-Sqwinched in your everyday life, you got to get Sqwinched with the most outrageous, intense Sqwinching experience this side of the Sqwinchissippi River.
I’m talkin’ breakfast Sqwinch, afternoon deSqwinch, and a nice family Sqwincher. [Note: Drink no more than two full bottles of Sqwinch per day.] It’s Sqwinchsanity!
Sqwinch comes in three bodacious flavors, but each contains exactly 0 calories, 0 carbs, 0 proteins, 0 free radicals, 0 tumors, 0 communists, 0 street kids, but there ARE 1,000,000,000,000 Sqwinch points in every bottle! [Note: Sqwinch points have no monetary, hypothetical, or ecclesiastical value.]
A Sqwinch in time saves nine, home slice. It’s a game of Sqwinches. Sqwinch me, I’m dreaming. There’s a mad dog in town — somebody call Atticus Sqwinch!
Peace out, Sqwinch lovers. This xtreme spokesman is experiencing an aneurism. Much love.
| Serving Size | 2 fl oz. |
| Servings per Container | 1 |
| Calories | 0 |
| Total Carbohydrate | 0g |
| Sugar | 0g |
| Niacin (as niacinamide) | 30mg ~ 150% Daily Value |
| Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCI) | 40mg ~ 2000% Daily Value |
| Folic Acid | 400mcg ~ 100% Daily Value |
| Vitamin B12 (as methylcobalamin) | 250mc ~ 4170% Daily Value |
| Taurine | 994mg |
| Malic Acid | 300mg |
| Glucuronolactone | 200mg |
| Natural Caffeine | 170mg |
| N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine | 100mg |
| Gingko Biloba | 30mg |
| L-Theanine | 25mg |
| Citicoline | 1mg |
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Other Ingredients: Filtered water, natural flavors, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate.
Expiration Date: 06/15/13 or later
In the box:
(Your Choice of Flavor)
(12) Sqwincher 200500-OR Steady Shot Energy Drink, 2 fl. oz.
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