Stainless Steel Sommelier Aerator Set

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Commander… you’ve gone mad!

“Shut up, Jamison, I’m in charge of this station now. And I say if you don’t fire the high-intensity laser, I’ll fire my blaster on YOU!”

I… I have no choice. After all, you’ve sent all the other crew members into space.

“Not all of them, Jamison!“

“Bottle of Wine! But how?”

KPOW TWOK BANG

“Curses! Now I’m disarmed and tied up!”

Gosh, Bottle Of Wine, that was amazing! But… how’d you survive without a space suit?

“It was easy, Jamison! Thanks to the Stainless Steel Sommelier Aerator Set I was oxygenated evenly, allowing me to breathe just as well as if I were left on the counter!”

Of course! With your adaptor and strainer, you were in the perfect position to… um… I guess I’m a little unclear on what happened next.

“Let’s just say I’m always up for Riesling to the challenge.“

That’s terrible, Bottle of Wine. Just… terrible.

“See why I pushed him into space in the first place?”

“Both of you just grin and stand still. There’s a fade-out coming.“

In the box:

(1) Stainless Steel Sommelier Aerator Set includes:

• Sommelier Wine Aerator
• “Star” Wine Glass Adapter
• Stainless Steel Strainer
• Stainless Steel Stand

Woot