Stamina InStride Total Body Cycle

Sunday, March 24, 2013

:::BEEP BOOP BOOP:::

You are now connected to the conference call. Please state your name.

“Rick.”

“Jessica here.”

“Todd.”

“:::heavy breathing::: Margot.”

“OK, well thanks for calling in everyone. I just wanted to take a minute to …”

“:::heavy breathing::: ahhhh.”

“Margot … is that you? You OK?”

“Yeah, Todd. :::heavy breathing::: I’m calling on my lunch hour. Just getting in my workout. AHHHHHH.”

“Margot, you really didn’t need to call us from the gym.”

“Oh I’m not at the gym. :::heavy breathing::: I’m actually just … ahhhhhh the burn! … I’m just sitting in my office with my Stamina InStride Total Body Cycle.”

“Hey, I don’t mean to be difficult, but I gotta go pick up my kid in an hour, so can we just get on with this?”

“Yes, sorry Jessica. Anyway, like I was saying. I just want to go over the Q4 projections to make sure we’re all on the same …”

“Ahhh, yeah that’s it. :::heavy breathing::: AHHHHHHHH!”

“Margot … are you sure you’re OK?”

“Yeah, I just adjusted the tension to amp up the intensity. I’m almost done. Keep going.”

“Rick, did you want to go over your thoughts for the … “

“:::heavy breathing::: 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … bring it on home, Margot! You got this! AHHHHHHHH!”

“This is really distracting. Maybe we can just brief Margot on the discussion later.”

“It’s OK Jessica. I’m done now.”

“Finally.”

“With my lower body workout. Just need to switch the pedals from the bottom to the top and … there. I’m listening. Go on.”

“I really think it might be better if we just reschedule for …”

“:::heavy breathing::: heeee heeee hoooo hoooo heeeeeeeeeee huuurts soooo gooooood.”

“This is ridiculous. I’m signing off now.”

:::BEEP BOOP BOOP:::

“Yeah, me too.”

:::BEEP BOOP BOOP:::

“Just one … more … second. Annnnd done. Ahhhh. Alright, good work everybody. Hello?”

User’s Manual

In the box:

(1) Stamina 15-0175 InStride Total Body Cycle  

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