Takara Blacktop 24″ Fixie Bike, 2 Colors

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Use this: if you want your fun colors to gears ratio to be as off-balance as possible.

Don’t use this: if you think shifting gears is man’s only way to show dominance over his vehicle.
 
If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: an expanse of blacktop as far as the eye can see. Our point being don’t plant in a field, unless you’re a jerk who likes blacktop more than nature.

At the local watering hole, this would order: something with some kick, or a wine with nice legs.

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Oh, mama mia, the gear is-uh broken? Ah, lemme fixie!”

In the box:

(1) Takara Blacktop 24″ Fixie Bike

Woot