Teva Churn Women’s Shoes
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Could you pass the butter, Anna?
“Sure thing! I made it myself!”
Your own butter? Really? That’s awesome!
“Yeah! I used my Teva Churn Shoes! Isn’t that so cool that Teva would make a butter churning shoe?”
Wait, what? A churning shoe?
“Yeah! They’ve got a mesh upper, so it’s extremely breathable and quick-drying! Perfect for when you just want to plunge into the butter! And the drainage channels in the forefoot allow butter an easy escape!”
But Anna, you don’t use your feet to make butter.
“Sure you do! You have to stamp it down!”
I think you’re thinking of wine.
“Wait, there’s no stamping involved in butter?”
No.
“So what are my shoes for?”
Water, probably. Not butter.
“Oh! That’s it! The rhymes! They always get me!”
Sizing Chart
| U.S. | U.K. | E.U. | Japan | CM | INCHES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 3.5 | 36 | 220 | 22 | 8 5/8 |
| 5.5 | 4 | 36.5 | 225 | 22.5 | 8 7/8 |
| 6 | 4.5 | 37 | 230 | 23 | 9 |
| 6.5 | 5 | 37.5 | 235 | 23.5 | 9 1/4 |
| 7 | 5.5 | 38 | 240 | 24 | 9 1/2 |
| 7.5 | 6 | 38.5 | 245 | 24.5 | 9 5/8 |
| 8 | 6.5 | 39 | 250 | 25 | 9 7/8 |
| 8.5 | 7 | 39.5 | 255 | 25.5 | 10 |
| 9 | 7.5 | 40 | 260 | 26 | 10 1/4 |
| 9.5 | 8 | 40.5 | 265 | 26.5 | 10 3/8 |
| 10 | 8.5 | 41 | 270 | 27 | 10 5/8 |
| 10.5 | 9 | 41.5 | 280 | 28 | 11 |
| 11 | 9.5 | 42 | 285 | 28.5 | 11 1/4 |
| 11.5 | 10 | 42.5 | 290 | 29 | 11 3/8 |
| 12 | 10.5 | 43 | 295 | 29.5 | 11 5/8 |
| Technology | |
|---|---|
| T.I.D.E. GRIP |
Spider Original rubber outsole for uncompromised grip in wet environments Nylon shank for torsional rigidity and stability |
| T.I.D.E. HYDRO |
Mesh upper drains water and dries quickly Drainage channels in forefoot allow water to escape |
| T.I.D.E. COMFORT |
High abrasion synthetic leather and mesh upper Fold down heel with Shoc Pad? for additional cushioning Compression molded EVA midsole Encapsulated Shoc Pad? in the midsole for shock absorption |
In the Box:
(Choose Your Size)
(1) Pair of Women’s Teva Churn Shoes – model #4172-BNGC
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