Teva Men’s Chair 5 Waterproof Boots

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Use these: to make the dangerous journey out to the mailbox and back. Since the sole is designed not to freeze, you won’t slip as much.

Don’t use these: to keep your SOUL from freezing. There’s nothing that can thaw your cold heart, RALPH!

Some skeptics wonder: why these boots are called “Chair.” And actually, it’s not just some skeptics. It’s everyone.

Left to their own devices, these: would spend all day doing the Moon Walk across frozen puddles.

If you owned this, people would say: “Hey, sir. Could you help me to my feet? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” And you’d just laugh and dance away. Or be a nice guy, I guess. Whatever.

Approximate shaft height: 8″
Approximate shaft circumference: Adjustable 12?”

In the box:

(Your Choice of Color & Size)

• (1 Pair) Teva Chair 5 Men’s Winter Boots
• (1 Pair) Inner Boot Liners

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