TheraPearl 2pk Eye Mask and Neck Wrap

Friday, March 22, 2013

“AHHH! Who are you? What are you doing in my house? And in my bath robe?”

Carolyn! It’s …

“Stay back! AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?”

BECAUSE IT’S ME! YOUR HUSBAND!

“Oh jeez, Roger. You scared the crap out of me! What are you doing?”

I just … well. I didn’t know you were going to be home so soon.

“Oh my God. Do you always dress up in my clothes when I’m gone?”

No no. I just thought a bubble bath and a hot eye mask and neck wrap sounded nice. It’s been a rough week.

“Oh. Well OK … hahahahaha.”

I don’t see what’s so funny. What’s wrong with a grown man enjoying the fast, soothing relief of pliable packs that adhere comfortably to his body and hold their therapeutic temperature for a full 20 minutes?

“Nothing. Nothing at all! It’s just …”

It’s just WHAT, Carolyn? It’s just that I should use a soggy hot towel instead because that’s more manly? Well EXCUSE ME if I prefer a drip and mess-free experience.

“It’s not that, Roger. It’s just that my robe doesn’t quite fit you right and …”

OH! Whoops! Well, that explains why Maria left in such a hurry.

“Yeah, about that. This time YOU can find a new housekeeper.”

In the Box:

(1) Bundle TheraPearl Eye Mask and Neck Wrap includes:

• (2) Eye-ssential Mask
• (1) Neck Wrap

Woot