Thomas Sodor Engine Wash Down
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
“All right, team. Too long has Sellout.Woot been the laughingstock of the dot-Woot world. 2013 shall be a new chapter in the Sellout.Woot story, one in which we stop selling random oddball items, and start pushing serious inventory. So what have you got?”
“I hear ya, boss. That’s why I bought a bunch of Thomas & Friends engine wash pieces.”
“Come again?”
“It’s a Sodor Engine Wash for Thomas & Friends train sets.”
“So it’s a kid’s train set? All right, I guess that sounds like a solid –“
“No, no. It’s one PIECE of a train set. So if people have Thomas & Friends train sets already, they can add this.”
“That’s the OLD Sellout.Woot approach. I want something fresh! Something REAL that people will actually buy. What else have we got?”
“I’ve got huge TV…”
“Great.”
“…Decals. Huge decals that you put on your TV. Like, I’ve got a ying-yang decal and a lurid decal with the character Calvin peeing on a–“
“Next.”
“We could sell Sellout.Woot.”
“What?”
“I don’t know how much, maybe fifty bucks? But somebody would probably want to buy our website.”
“I doubt it. Next.”
“The middle portion of a lizard.”
“Next.”
“Fresh water taffy.”
“Next.”
“Boob pasta.”
“Next.”
“Sodor Engine Wash for Thomas & Friends train sets.”
“Yes. Fine. Let’s sell that thing. But 2014 is gonna be different, folks!”
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Age Range: | 3+ |
| Dimensions: | 8″L x 6″W x 6″H |
| Materials: | Wood & Plastic |
| Batteries: | 2 “AA’s” (included) |
In the box:
- Thomas & Friends Wooden Railway Sodor Engine Wash Down
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