Three Wine Men Merlot (12)
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
JOSEPH: And what gifts have you brought to lay before the king?
MELCHIOR: I brought gold.
CASPAR: I brought frankincense.
BALTHASAR: I brought myrrh.
STEVE: I brought booze.
MARY: Well that’s tacky.
JOSEPH: Hush, woman. What kind of booze… Steve, was it?
STEVE: It’s wine, actually. But I see you already have enough of that. :::WINK:::
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: :::PA RUM PUM:::
THE ANGEL: OOOH! Sick burn.
MARY: You gonna let him talk to me like that? I just gave birth to the Son of God!
STEVE: Then you need a drink more than anyone. Here, give this a swallow.
MARY: It smells good. Like… wild strawberries and tea leaves. Maybe a little herbaceous sage.
JOSEPH: What do you know of enhanced complexity?
MARY: Again… VIRGIN BIRTH. It doesn’t get more complex than that.
JOSEPH: You’ve been sneaking out at night with the girls again, haven’t you?
CASPAR: Awwwkwaaard …
MELCHIOR: I know, right?
MARY: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
BALTHASAR: Jeez, will you look at the time?
BABY JESUS: I can’t tell time. I’m a baby. Also, watches won’t be invented for, like, another 1700 years.
BALTHASAR: Oh, I didn’t mean… you know what, never mind.
STEVE: If you don’t mind me saying, the lady does have good taste. Bright cranberry and cherry, integrated oak, hints of milk choco…
JOSEPH AND MARY: STAY OUT OF IT, STEVE!
STEVE: Well, I really should be going now.
THE ANGEL: Hey, could you give me a ride? I just flew in from Heaven, and MAN are my arms tired!
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: :::PA RUM PUM:::
Total MSRP: $ 211.00
- Varietal Composition: 100% Merlot
- Alcohol: 13.9%
- pH: 3.67
- Total acidity: 0.61 mg/L
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