True Fabrication Collapsible Carrier

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Like it or not, fellas, we’re a lot different than the ladies. Guys, we’re easy. Beer and boobs. That’s all it takes to make us happy. But women, they’re enigmas. Good-smelling, shiny-haired enigmas. If you even knew how many kittens and chocolate-covered fruits I’ve been through over the years, you’d be shocked. But here’s the deal. I finally figured it out. The secret to making all women happy is this:

Picnics.

I know! I would have guessed six-pack abs and fancy sports cars, too. But I’m telling you, all you have to do is pack a spaghetti dinner and a couple bottles of wine in a chic and stylish collapsible carrier such as this one, and suddenly she’s a sure thing.

So step away from the jewelry counter, fellas. Stop wasting your hard-earned cash on flowers. The thing that’ll really get her going is sturdy handles, an insulated lining and a removable lid.

Dimensions: 17″ x 10″ W x 10″ D

In the box:

(1) True Fabrication Collapsible Carrier

Woot