VIZIO 29″ 720p LED HDTV
Saturday, March 9, 2013
If the best thing you have to do on a Saturday is check this crappy deals website, chances are you’re clinically depressed. Psychologists say that extra daylight can help you snap out of the blues, and Daylight Savings Time is just around the corner, so your crippling melencholy might be nearing an end.
But hey, maybe you were just starting to enjoy your Seasonal Affective Disorder; maybe you don’t want to “escape the crushing spiral of depression.”
Here’s the trick to maintaining your debilitating mental condition: Replace all the windows in your house with VIZIO 29″ 720p LED HDTVs, and set them to play a dreary wintertime scene. Just grab some footage of Siberia or something, and set it to loop on all the TV “windows” in your place. The crystal-clear HD picture of gray, snow-blasted landscapes will help you drift back into the melancholia where you feel comfortable.
Of course, there might be other signs of spring that infect your den of ennui, such as the joyous chorus of migrating birds in the morning. To avoid this scourge, you’ll need to loop Finnish death metal through the TVs’ immersive SRS StudioSound HD. Nobody knows wintertime angst like the Finns.
If none of this works, and you feel yourself awaking from the nightmare of depression, just watch NBC’s prime-time sitcom lineup on your VIZIO. You’ll plummet back into existential despair — we promise.
Specifications: | |
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Class: | 29″ |
Viewable: | 29″ |
Tuner: | NTSC/ATSC |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Signal Compatibility: | 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i |
Colors: | 16.7 Million |
Brightness: | 300 cd/m2 |
Response Time: | 8.5ms |
Viewable Angle: | 176? / 176? |
Pixel/Dot Pitch: | 0.462 x 0.462mm |
SRS TruSurround HD?: | Yes |
SRS TruVolume?: | Yes |
SRS StudioSound?: | Yes |
Rear Inputs: | |
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HDMI: | 2 |
RF in: | 1 |
Component: | 1 |
Composite: | 1 (shared with component) |
VGA: | 1 |
USB: | 1 (photo) |
Rear Outputs: | |
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SPDIF Digital Audio: | 1 |
Analog Audio (3.5mm): | 1 |
Additional Features: | |
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Refresh Rate: | 60Hz |
Panel Type: | Razor LED |
Parental Control: | Yes |
HDMI CEC: | Yes |
HDMI ARC: | Yes |
Speakers: | Built-in 5W x 2 |
Ambient Light Sensor: | Yes |
Voltage Range: | 120Vac at 50/60Hz |
Power Consumption: | 36.5W, <01W Standby |
Certifications: | UL, CUL, FCC Class B, Canada (BETS-7), HDMI 1.4 incl. CEC/ARC, Vizio AQ, Vizio PQ, Dolby Digital |
Compliances: | ENERGY STAR? 5.3, ATSC Spec A/65, EIA/CEA-766-A, CEC |
VIZIO Remote Control: | XRT020 |
Dimensions: | |
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With Stand: | 26.42″(W) x 16.75″(H) x 8.12″(D) |
Without Stand: | 26.42″(W) x 16.75″(H) x 1.97″(D) |
Weight: | |
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With Stand: | 14.33 lbs |
Without Stand: | 13.23 lbs |
Wall Mount Specifications: | |
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VESA Hole Pattern: | 100 x 100mm |
Screw Size: | M4 |
Screw Length: | 10mm |
Screw Pitch: | 0.7mm |
In the box:
- VIZIO E291-A1 29″ 720p LED HDTV
- Stand with Hardware Screws
- Remote Control
- Power Cord
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