Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Gather round, kids, gather round! Ooo, this Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater is toasty warm, isn’t it? Billy, move up a little, the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater makes quiet, deep-penetrating currents of heat, sure, but we want you up here where you can sing with us! Now, what’s first, Kumbaya or Friends In Low Places?
No, no, Simon. I don’t care if the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater makes the whole room toasty warm, don’t take off your scarf. We’re trying for the feel of a nice outing in the woods, remember? Since they cut my budget, this is all I can do, but never fear, the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater is better than any campfire. Speaking of which, did anyone bring marshmallows?
Well done, Ricardo! Of course, we’re not actually going to heat anything on our Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater because that would be unsafe. But we can pretend, right? Mmm, nice imaginarily warmed s’mores! Can’t you just feel that melty gooey chocolate?
Jimmy Ray, don’t be scared. That wasn’t a monster, that was just the microwave beeping. I think the popcorn’s ready. But if anyone asks, we made it over a roaring campfire, okay? Okay, then. All on the same page.
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Heat Settings: | Low/High |
| Heat Regulation: | Adjustable Thermostat |
| Fan Settings: | Continuous/Auto |
| High Heat Watts: | 1500 |
| Low Heat Watts: | 750 |
| Amps: | 12.5 |
| Remote: | No |
| High Heat RPM: | 1250 |
| Low Heat RPM: | 650 |
| High Heat Amps: | 12.5 |
| Low Heat Amps: | 6.25 |
| High Heat Temperature: | 120 degrees |
| Low Heat Temperature: | 95 degrees |
| Volts: | 120V |
| Dimensions: | 11.8″(W) x 11.9″(H) x 9.5″(L) |
| Weight: | 4.1 lbs |
In the box:
- Vornado VH2 Whole Room Vortex Heater
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