Wallace 45pc Flatware Set

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Salad fork, soup fork, banana fork, butter fork, they’re all there at fancy state dinners and guess what? Most of the time, they aren’t even used. That’s right! Not even used! Because seriously, who at a state dinner has time to learn the forks? That’s the kind of thing you only do when you’re rich and bored.

And that’s why we’re suggesting you, gentle reader, buy this 45 piece flatware set. It’s got the basic forks and the average knives and the decent spoons you need to survive a regular sort of dinner, plus a few extras for when you have some friends over. Enough to get the food in and serve as a distraction when the person next to you tries to start a conversation about cricket or polo.

Because, let’s face it, there’s a reason Americans invented fast food. No, don’t look around nervously, we don’t ship daily deals to Europe, nobody’s gonna come charging in here and call you fat. What is this, Reddit? Chill out, order some silverware, and be happy.

In the Box:

(1) Wallace 45-Piece Flatware Set – Continental Classic includes:

• (8) Salad Forks
• (8) Dinner Forks
• (8) Dinner Knives
• (8) Soup Spoons
• (8) Teaspoons
• (1) Cold Meat Fork
• (1) Tablespoon
• (1) Sugar Spoon
• (1) Butter Serving Knife
• (1) Pierced Tablespoon

Woot