Wilson 12” Baseball Glove – $7.99
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Muscled Youth
Rodney, come in here. This is important.
“What’s up, coach?”
We’re gonna need you to go into the bathroom and pee in this cup, Rodney.
“What?”
We need to test you. For PEDs.
“What are PEDs?”
Performance Enhancing Drugs, Rodney.
“But coach, I’m fourteen.”
That’s why this is so important. I’d hate to look back and think, ‘I coulda helped. I coulda done something to prevent this.’
“But coach, I swear I’m not doing anything wrong!”
And if that’s true, the test will show it. It’s just, you seem different this summer. I look at you out there on the field and I think, that kid’s been juicing.
“But coach, there’s nothing different about me at all! I haven’t grown but a few inches, haven’t gained more than three pounds since last summer!”
I don’t know, there’s just something about you.
“But I’m exactly the same. I mean, the only thing that’s different is I got this new Wilson 12” Baseball Glove inspired by the Ryan Braun game model…”
Warranty: 1 Year Wilson
Condition: New
Features:
- Throws with: Right Hand
- Great for any position
- Basket web pattern
- Dual-Welting for improved fit
- Pro-tech padding
- Inspired by Ryan Braun Game model
- Wilson is the official glove of Major League Baseball
In the box:
- Wilson A450 12” Baseball Glove
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