WMF Serrated Steak Knives – Set of 6

Friday, January 11, 2013

“Karen, we really need to talk.”

SORRY, HONEY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I’M CUTTING MY STEAK WITH THESE STEAK KNIVES!

“Karen, I know you’re faking. Cutting steak barely makes a sound.

NO, NO, YOU’RE WRONG! THE CLANG OF THE QUALITY STEEL BLADES AGAINST MY STEAK IS LOUD AND DISTRACTING AND I CAN’T TELL WHAT YOU’RE SAYING AT ALL!

“Karen, I can see the lies reflecting in the high-polished finish. I know you’re aware. I know you can see me looking for another apartment.”

WHAT’S THAT, MY DEAR? I’D TELL YOU TO WAIT BUT I KNOW KNIVES OF THIS SORT ARE DISHWASHER SAFE, SO I PLAN TO CLEAN THEM AFTER I EAT, AND THAT WILL MAKE MORE NOISE I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER! SUCH A SHAME, ISN’T IT?

“Karen, I assumed our relationship would end with some sort of grace, some sort of beauty. At least, I figured you’d try to tell me to stop.”

I BET IF I COULD HEAR YOU, I’D BE CRYING AND BEGGING YOU TO STAY! TOO BAD THIS WELL-BALANCED HANDLE IS RATTLING AGAINST MY PLATE JUST NOW! LA LA LA LA, SO HARD TO HEAR MY HUSBAND, LA LA LA!

Measures: 9.5″ x .8″ x .2″

In the Box:

• (1) WMF 12.8251.9990 Signum Steak Knives  Set of 6

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