WMF Serrated Steak Knives – Set of 6
Friday, January 11, 2013
“Karen, we really need to talk.”
SORRY, HONEY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I’M CUTTING MY STEAK WITH THESE STEAK KNIVES!
“Karen, I know you’re faking. Cutting steak barely makes a sound.
NO, NO, YOU’RE WRONG! THE CLANG OF THE QUALITY STEEL BLADES AGAINST MY STEAK IS LOUD AND DISTRACTING AND I CAN’T TELL WHAT YOU’RE SAYING AT ALL!
“Karen, I can see the lies reflecting in the high-polished finish. I know you’re aware. I know you can see me looking for another apartment.”
WHAT’S THAT, MY DEAR? I’D TELL YOU TO WAIT BUT I KNOW KNIVES OF THIS SORT ARE DISHWASHER SAFE, SO I PLAN TO CLEAN THEM AFTER I EAT, AND THAT WILL MAKE MORE NOISE I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER! SUCH A SHAME, ISN’T IT?
“Karen, I assumed our relationship would end with some sort of grace, some sort of beauty. At least, I figured you’d try to tell me to stop.”
I BET IF I COULD HEAR YOU, I’D BE CRYING AND BEGGING YOU TO STAY! TOO BAD THIS WELL-BALANCED HANDLE IS RATTLING AGAINST MY PLATE JUST NOW! LA LA LA LA, SO HARD TO HEAR MY HUSBAND, LA LA LA!
Measures: 9.5″ x .8″ x .2″
In the Box:
- (1) WMF 12.8251.9990 Signum Steak Knives Set of 6

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